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fuckin' patronymic naming bullshit means I gotta misgender myself to make a joke about being named "Consensual Sexfight"

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computer nerd stuff 

watching a desktop program install, and a good chunk of the time is spent just waiting for its node_modules folder to copy over

the overloaded stream operator thing is a reasonably clever way to do type-safe, type-generic, and where-the-data-actually-goes generic I/O without doing that "to string" business everyone else does, but you can tell they didn't really think about localization

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it's teaching by design, because it lets you see firsthand what template errors look like

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i've been in this computing business a while, but i've never had a programming language throw me into the deep end as fast as C++ does when you get the megaphones backward on cout

hey, website that won't let me paste in a password field: fuck you

why do people call it a capesona when "secret identity" is right there

this is a little song I wrote about knife advice. it's called "knife advice (the sha na na song)"

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🎶 knife advice
knife advice
i'm in the market for
knife advice 🎶

This is another one of those "if you think rich people are good and you read my smut, one of those things is going to change" pieces.

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.