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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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i have made an executive decision to exclude all the smiths and johns

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drone kink joke 

"we're trying to be more environmentally conscious, so we're covering you in recycled tires"

there's a lot of johns and a lot of smiths out there, as you might guess

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depending on how well this parallelism is going, it'll be done in somewhere between seven hours and two days, and then i'll have to run it again now that I've taken out all the versions of the joke that don't work

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I have seen a variation on "We used to have George M. Ball, now we have no balls!" scroll past several times, and it's still funny

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me: computer. show me everyone who has ever died and whose last name is a noun
computer: right away
me: fuck, hurry up

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rude that crunching over a hundred gigabytes of data takes a long time when all I wanted to do was make a joke bot

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there's a nine-digit number of things to crunch through, and there's really no progress indication, but this is hopefully gonna be pretty funny once it's done

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starting to realize that going through everyone who's ever lived is quite the undertaking

downloading a 67 gigabyte wikidata dump in order to ask "computer, give me a list of everyone notable who died whose last name is an english noun"

thinking about a bot that looks at a list of dead celebrities whose last names are nouns and makes posts like this

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back in my day, we had bob hope, steve jobs, and johnny cash. now, we have no bob, no steve, and no johnny

adding a few more songs to the mad science playlist to fill out this minidisc

just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now 

one of the Lady's specialties is knowing precisely where your boundaries lie and helping nudge you right up to them because she loves watching you grow as a person. she knows what names make you squirm and just how deep you like her claws digging into you while she whispers in your ear.

or, say, where you like to be hit with a hurled book so you fall off the ladder right into her waiting arms.

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.