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i'm a gay crime skunk who writes internet porn and i demand to be treated with respect

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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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mild xiv shadowbringers spoilers 

I was today years old when I realized that the twins have equal and opposite ahoges

Admittedly, I don't really want to talk to Thancred, but I gotta keep the story going.

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I gotta say, XIV, it kinda ruins my immersion when I can see that everyone else also wants to talk to Thancred.

using the scheduled posts feature to shitpost while I sleep

anyways, it's more fun if the upgrades in your game do something noticeable. this is also a subtoot of rpgs where every weapon and piece of armor is identical except that the numbers are slightly bigger and some of them look good.

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I'm becoming old, but only in that I shake my fist and yell at trends in video game mechanics, programming languages, and whatever the hell the kids like these days. is it still fortnite

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thinking about making a video game with just a bullshit amount of upgrades that all do, like, plus ten percent to this gun or five percent more whap dappling

anyways, thank you for coming to tonight's Princess Grace Presents feature. This was Princess Grace Presents: Isn't The Name "Monster Hunter" A Little On The Nose. Tune in next time for Princess Grace Presents: I don't know, but my gut says "Seinfeld".

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monster hunter is a video game where a hot fate lady turns you into a die and makes you have dungeon adventures

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monster hunter is a video game where you and a ragtag bunch of mercenaries compare hats and sometimes kill each other

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monster hunter is a game where you're some kind of ace attorney, and it's your job to lawyer real good until your friend isn't guilty of crime any more

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monster hunter is a video game where, you guessed it, you smooch birds

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.